It's gonna take more than a cake and the co-pay for my optometrist visit, buddy.
It never looks like that by the time I get home. Too much crying.
You are the pizza of my eye, forever you'll stay in my mouth.
Please, continue to enjoy your cold, frosty beverage. I'll be fine.
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