Melon Conspirators

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Melon Conspirators
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I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!

Toaster Cereal

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Toaster Cereal
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So wait, do you put the cereal in the toaster or is the cereal a bunch of little toasters?

Death Metal Pasta

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Death Metal Pasta
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Best enjoyed with pain and suffering.

Eye of Sauron Cake

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Eye of Sauron Cake
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Hey since you're all-seeing, can you let me know if you notice any ulcers in there?

Hey Pudding, Give Me My Pudding!

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Hey Pudding, Give Me My Pudding!
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That's hardly fair, you've had access to the chocolatey goodness for weeks!