This is one of the few Epic Meal Time concoctions that had me drooling at my desk. What can I say? I'm a sucker for Velveeta.
Haunted burgers really are the tastiest.
Don't get on that high horse about your New Year's diet just yet. One more slice of meatzza, just one.
I've always said that brunch is the drinkiest of meals.
Pssshht, if they were really serious about this they'd make the entire tree out of meat. Sausage trunk, jerky bark, pepperoni branches. Step it up, boys!
Which would you rather have: a sugar coma or mercury poisoning?
Hey Sauce Boss, that's a rose, not a tulip. Learn your bacon flowers!
Didn't Really Think That One Out Now Did You?
9 of the Worst Date Stories We've Ever Heard
Teenagers Will Argue About Literally Anything, Like Chicken ...
The Most Private Thing You're Willing to Admit...Is Terrible
Has PC Gaming Gone Too Far?
The Truth Behind Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Ad
Remember, Cat's Domesticated Themselves Because We Had Easily ...
The Best Official NASA Portrait has Been Discovered
This Model's Privates Have Probably Seen Better Days
10 Cats That Are Looking for Love Online
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more