Just give me the meat and no one gets beat.
Just add a little green veggie in there and you've got almost a balanced meal!
Someone explain to me the impetus behind eating six eggs and a forest of hot dogs.
Start your day off with a little wonky-eyed derpitude. You won't even care about how much your day sucks!
It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?
I've always said that brunch is the drinkiest of meals.
I know Sriracha when I see it and this happy little guy is in for a world of pain.