The acoustics of this jar are much better than the yogurt carton we performed in last week!
I packed my bag! I'm ready to go! When's the flight? Oh this is just regular ol' breakfast? You tease.
These remind me a little too much of egg pods laid by aliens or insects to inspire a healthy appetite.
Not my usual breakfast fare, but I don't have to eat it, just wear it.
Considering all I do when I go camping is sit around and drink beer, this breakfast is some serious overkill. But you don't see me complaining.
In this game of Eggs, Bacon, Plate the bacon is clearly the victor. Or I am. NOM.
It's like you can see right into my future and the salmonella I'll be suffering from.
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