Randy Breakfast

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Randy Breakfast
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Wait, don't impregnate that yolk until my toast is ready!

Daily Sandwich: Surprise Egg Burger

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Daily Sandwich: Surprise Egg Burger
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This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)

Morning Eats: Egg Info

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Morning Eats: Egg Info
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There's an ad for cholesterol medication printed on the other side.

Morning Eats: Farm Fresh

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Morning Eats: Farm Fresh
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Clearly in this scenario the chicken came first.

Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong

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Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong
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OHHHHHHHHHH! This must be a rabbit egg before it's fertilized and turns into chocolate. Never mind.