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Breakfast: The most impregnanting meal of the day
By Jan123
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Wait, don't impregnate that yolk until my toast is ready!

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Via: seriouseats.com
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This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)

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Via: thedailywh.at
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There's an ad for cholesterol medication printed on the other side.

My egg is pink!
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OHHHHHHHHHH! This must be a rabbit egg before it's fertilized and turns into chocolate. Never mind.