Wait, don't impregnate that yolk until my toast is ready!
Neat, where's my breakfast?
This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)
There's an ad for cholesterol medication printed on the other side.
Clearly in this scenario the chicken came first.
OHHHHHHHHHH! This must be a rabbit egg before it's fertilized and turns into chocolate. Never mind.
Next make a dragon!
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