Gamers rejoice! You don't have to waste time during breakfast not thinking about Portal!

Wait, don't impregnate that yolk until my toast is ready!

Neat, where's my breakfast?

This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)

There's an ad for cholesterol medication printed on the other side.

Clearly in this scenario the chicken came first.

OHHHHHHHHHH! This must be a rabbit egg before it's fertilized and turns into chocolate. Never mind.