Tenacious Little Suckers

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cabbage,egg,insemination,olives
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And that's where chickens come from.

Boy, Do I Ever Have Egg on My Face...

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egg,fashion,hat,necklace,sausage
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And here I was, just positive that Lady Gaga's meat dress was really just the leading edge of a full fledged fashion revolution!

Complete With Recipe

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cooking,egg,ingredients,omelet,printed,recipe
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You better transcribe all this before you crack that shell. You may miss an important step and end up with a quiche. The horror.

Cake For Breakfast

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breakfast,cake,egg,shell,trick
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Yes, mom, I had eggs this morning. Totally traditional breakfast, I swear.

Barfing Bunny

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bunny,egg,face,hole,leak,molded,mouth,puke,rip,tear,yolk
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Hey bunny, barf that yolk closer to my toast, please!

Portal Sentry Turret Egg

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breakfast,egg,Portal,sentry,turret,video game
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Gamers rejoice! You don't have to waste time during breakfast not thinking about Portal!

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