And that's where chickens come from.
And here I was, just positive that Lady Gaga's meat dress was really just the leading edge of a full fledged fashion revolution!
You better transcribe all this before you crack that shell. You may miss an important step and end up with a quiche. The horror.
A quick bite before I go.
Yes, mom, I had eggs this morning. Totally traditional breakfast, I swear.
Hey bunny, barf that yolk closer to my toast, please!
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