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I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.
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The meds won't repair the damage done by ingesting so many plastic googly eyes.
The trick to getting an egg to scramble inside it's shell is nothing more complicated than an old pair of stockings! Learn how it works at the link below. Magic!
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