Aw, ginger nerds in love! They can have their Stargate and eat it too.
Who needs Jello shots when you can just fill up a shot glass with good old fashioned liquid booze and eat the whole thing?
Sculpt sculpt sculpt... Toil toil toil... Work work work... Swallow.
If I plant it in my yard will it supply me with chocolate for life?
The irony is of course that terrorists totally aren't allowed to eat cereal.
You'll run out of pen long before you finish your sonnet extolling your love of candy.
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