Eat him before he can get to your brains!
What have you done to Cap'n Bun Bun?!
It's so much more satisfying than a gummy bear because you've got so much ear to eat before you get to the head!
Easter is over Peep, get in the bargain bin and stop blubbering.
Life is hard, OD on sugar.
If animals really were peeps they wouldn't need an ark, marshmallows float! This story is totally unrealistic.
Waiter, my refried beans look like delicious chocolate! Send it back and bring me something that came from a diaper!
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