If you're gonna drink in the park, it's best to fit in.
Celebrate! Do it cheaply, blow your whole paycheck, I don't care, just get sloshed!
Getting hammered as a team is far more satisfying.
Being a cog in the machine doesn't look so bad anymore.
It's the day to sneak out for a little drink with coworkers! Or if you're like us, just pop open a cold one at your desk and avoid eye contact with everyone in the office as usual.
Most of us grow out of our bibs before we have all of our teeth. What's your excuse?
Via: I Heart Chaos http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/1088264252/oh-shit-its-waffle-cups-i-suspect-im-about-to
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