How the artist managed to refrain from gobbling these babies up like Cookie Monster, I'll never understand.
When I was a kid it was all about helicopters, tanks and endlessly deep crevasses. The addition of food is a bold step indeed.
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You may think you want a burger but you're wrong. You want fries and only fries.
I need more mandibles in my life when it comes to sandwich consumption.
Note: Peanuts eggs do not contain actual peanuts.
Soon everyone on a fixie will have a worn, scribbled banana in their back pocket.
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