This time, licking the dog's nose won't be so salty. If only all pets were made of sprinkles.
You're next, sonny! Sacrifice for the great fruit salad in the sky!
If I say "give me free breadsticks" will they honor that request too?
Sometimes a pancake is destined to be more than a pancake, you know?
Who do you think you are? Andy Warhol? Nice doodle, you still need to pay for your meal.
That is one salty pirate alright!
Hide yo forks, hide yo plates. They nommin everybody up in here!
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