dramatic

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No joke, I would watch a half hour show of this.

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You'd think you just found out your girlfriend died or something.

Mr. Carrot
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Perk up there, captain drama! You're about to be part of an exciting new salad! The performance of a lifetime!

Via: slog.thestranger.com
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I have a long story too, Gwyneth. It's about not reading a cookbook about being ridiculously privileged and oblivious. It's an awesome story.

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What happens when you give a bunch of dudes ten pounds of flour, three copper pipes and an oven? Dramatic chest bumps, that's what.