Summer Camp Snack of DOOM!

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Summer Camp Snack of DOOM!
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If you're at the lake getting all hot and heavy with your lady friend and someone offers you one of these babies for breakfast, pack your stuff and RUN before the storm hits and washes out the bridge and you're stuck with the risen dead. Man I wish someone would make an Evil Dead/Friday the 13th crossover.

Donut Mug

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Donut Mug
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Can I get a box of mugholes to snack on when I don't want a whole one?

Late Show: The Future!

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So wait, I'll still have to walk all the way to the microwave AND it will be on a wasteful paper plate? I want the past back, plz.

A Purse Only a Cop Could Love

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A Purse Only a Cop Could Love
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Hey lady cops? Doesn't this just scream "Freeze! Get your hands up!"? No? Didn't think so.

Radiohead Pastry Lament

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Radiohead Pastry Lament
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I always knew baked goods had a touch of the emo.