Plus I only had like FOUR hot dogs so don't talk to me about watching my intake!
When you're on a diet, you don't need the added insult of a silica packet in your inedible breakfast.
Inhaling vapor that tastes like pancakes: genius or saddest day ever?
Surprisingly, I'm managing to stay satisfied with this meager portion.
I know you get excited but I feel like you're just faking it.
You know you're sneaking Nutter Butters twice a day already anyway.
I like things all squared up, personally.
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