Dudes, this guy has eaten nothing but dead animals he finds on the ground for the last 30 years! Talk about sustainably raised meat!
The only chickness you'll be witnessing is my ladylike fist ramming this sexist abomination down your throat. I mean, honey, can you open this for me? I just did my nails!
I can only eat foods that will fit on the end of my finger. Here's hoping I don't eat my finger.
This is just... well... I'd slap that baby too.
The gunmetal grey can is how you know it's not for the ladies.
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