Time to dine and dash!
Lol my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with "nothing" written in chocolate sauce on it.
The nice thing about a shake made of frosting is that you don't need to keep it cold to keep it creamy. A good warm glass of sugar is all I'm looking for.
In a few weeks I'm getting my wisdom teeth out. This is what I want for every meal!
SQUASH ALL THE FOODS!
By the time this stupid candle melts down I will have already alienated and offended my date. Burn faster!
Ever had a meal so good you could die happy right there at the table?
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