When you're worried about calories and can't decide whether to have dessert AND a drink, you can just order your dessert liquefied.

Yep, bacon. Ice cream. Denny's. AMERICA. Dealwithit.jpg

When fingers are not sufficiently accurate in moving food into your mouth.

I know this is most likely a Wienerschnitzel chili dog but all I can see is a split Twinkie with a red cake sausage, custard and chocolate. Savory favorite or sweet interpretation? You decide!

That's very sneaky, trying to hide delicious Jello inside a disgusting piece of fresh fruit.

The main drawback of course is that you can't stick your tongue into a bowl of cupcakes and pick up six of them without your hands.

Your pathetic single bite sized dessert is rightfully mocking you.