If you ask me, gaytimes look like pretty fun times!

If god doesn't have a flan for you, perhaps Jack Black and Amy Poehler do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omzyDQADJ3U

Whiskey never seems to be cold enough no matter how much ice is in it. This is seriously cool.

Just make sure your little ham is wearing his parka and mittens when you put him to the task.

How does that theme song go? "Poke-MAAAANS! The real American hero!"