My, what lovely filling!
You don't deserve frosting you inconsiderate herd of elephants! Stop moving furniture at 2am!
Good luck Mercedes! Watch your back!
The sign there knows what I'm talking about.
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Someone has plans to take over the whole tray one minion at a time.
I'm not hungry anymore. Run, run as much as you like, I don't think I'd like to take a bite.
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