I will hug you and love you and squeeze you and eat your head!
Don't bother, honey, I'm just gonna mash it up with some rum anyway. Thanks though.
I don't know about you guys, but when I was a kid my mom couldn't get enough of the crazy shapes you could make out of a single sheet cake.
You didn't use a question mark, this is an odd statement.
I would never leave this candy store. I would be too busy coloring on the walls.
I would eat Spam every day if it looked this adorable.
Make sure and rinse that broccoli before you steam it, looks like it's got a little critter clinging to it.
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