Save me a brain stem, will ya?
Hot Tamales are far superior to veggie dogs. I'm doing you a favor.
Stick to making lols and leave the baking to the rest of us.
Don't get so excited that you eat the straw, now. Calm yourself and proceed with caution.
How could you walk by this delicious display on the floor and not vault over that flimsy barrier to feast on the art?
Fat and happy and all is right with the world.
If you could get the surface of the frosting on these to be crunchy like the cereal you'd be a millionaire!
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