Your poor decision making skills are now moot. Thank goodness.
It's not enough that you're not a real ice cream cone, but then you go and throw a fake burger at me? What a jerk.
It's like a big ol' pile of diabeetus!
Dude, I didn't know the Joker could lick his own eye like a lizard!
You remembered my birthday! I can trust that there is no metal hidden in that cupcake!
When you're worried about calories and can't decide whether to have dessert AND a drink, you can just order your dessert liquefied.
Someday I want to wear something ridiculous on my head and touch so many lives that someone makes a cupcake commemorating it. Aretha, Princess Beatrice, I'm coming for you.
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