Chili flake-ridden cake with peanut butter coconut frosting and sriracha glaze? It's either mad genius, or intestinal horrors waiting to happen. Either way, I want some!
I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.
Or you could just go make yourself a white bread and frosting sandwich.
It's quite a feat when eating a real fly sounds more appetizing than a perfectly good muffin.
Hey there muffin, you brought me pepperoni? How sweet of you!
I think it's gone bad.
That better be waffle and pop tart flavored cake in there!
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