Well I can see somebody needs to get to the tanning salon.
Yeah yeah, I know you say your apartment is "modern and sparse" but I know you're really just too lazy to get a coffee table.
Segregate flavors in the cup, don't let them mix until they're in your mouth away from prying eyes.
No messing around with tea time, fools! You betta recognize!
Pork and ice cream, the best combo since Adderall and spray paint?
Oh good, I've always wanted a coffee with a swim diaper. I just didn't know how to ask.
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