David Lynch Cooks. Creepily.

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Hey David, slow down! You talk so fast I can hardly follow!

Instant Hot Coffee Sleeve

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Oh good, I've always wanted a coffee with a swim diaper. I just didn't know how to ask.

Don't Take My Eggplant!

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Don't Take My Eggplant!
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Okay creepy dead-eyed melon baby, no one's trying to take it from you.

Watermelon Fetus

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Watermelon Fetus
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Melon baby is stealing my soul, someone eat it quick!