Hey David, slow down! You talk so fast I can hardly follow!
Oh good, I've always wanted a coffee with a swim diaper. I just didn't know how to ask.
Count the meatballs on the sidebooooooard!
Okay creepy dead-eyed melon baby, no one's trying to take it from you.
Melon baby is stealing my soul, someone eat it quick!
A Supposedly Inspirational Story Takes a Dark Turn
Fennec Foxes are Cute...Until You Hear Them do This
This Edited Spongebob Episode Defines the Entire Gaming Industry
Rescue of the Day: Couple Saves Fat Prairie Dog Stuck in ...
Dad Catches His Daughter Going on a Selfie Rampage in the ...
The Office Sandwich Thief: An Epistolary Saga
YOU COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS, AMERICA!
Emmys 2014: Who Knew The Cast of 'Game of Thrones' Cleaned ...
Psycho Dad Runs Over His Son's Video Game Collection With ...
Good Night, Tyler
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more