Seriously, what does this look like, Monday?
As long as it's smothered in tomatoes I'll eat it.
Cowboy snacks are a little rough, what can I say?
New faces, new walls, same old crap in a new box.
Don't clog up the plumbing with your crappy food.
I like my chocolates warm and fresh!
I see green peppers in there, crap indeed!
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