I'll do it! I will! Don't test me! Keep your nasty Triscuits, I want Cheez-Its!

I'd venture so far as to say hot chocolate and cookies could make a guest appearance in this contraption as well.

*Does not contain actual people.

If you're going to carry away a snack many times our own size, at least make sure it's made with real cheese.

This unholy union is welcome in my mouth any time. You could dunk cheez its in almost anything and I'll eat it.