Now THIS is a drunk kitchen!
There's soup in my feet!
WHO WANTS A STUPID BANANA SPLIT ANYWAY?
Be careful where you start the cut on that grenade, you don't want explosive guacamole.
Chocolate is chocolate, it doesn't need to look good to taste good.
I've had burritos so good I thought they must have been made bu Jesus himself but then I remembered that Jesus probably never had a burrito in his life and then I got sad.
Poor coconut. We'll get you help.