I Feel So Clean!

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I Feel So Clean!
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Gelato has to be better for you than ice cream, it's Italian!

Dilbert Cookies

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Dilbert Cookies
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Brings Dilbert cookies to office. No one wants them. Eat whole platter alone at desk.

Rabid Squirrel Cookie

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Rabid Squirrel Cookie
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Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

Thanks for the haiku, submitter!

Carnivorous Romance

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Carnivorous Romance
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I'd like to meat up for a cup of au jus in a bacon cup.

Stop Flailing at the Cookies

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Stop Flailing at the Cookies View Fullscreen
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They understand that your choices are difficult, just buy them all.

The Truth About Thin Mints

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The Truth About Thin Mints
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I hate sweets but I always buy four boxes of Thin Mints to keep in my freezer for year-round fits of madness. Now I know why.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

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WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
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S'moreos are pretty much the most obvious snack I've never heard of. Damn!