Oh I'm sorry, was there something you wanted? You get a cookie, isn't that enough?
Replacing one vice with another is absolutely a valid coping mechanism. You get a cookie.
I wish I would find a cookie.
Choosing that special someone to annoy is almost as important as choosing the right Chinese restaurant.
You're not special!
Sometimes my snacks remind me of something, but I just can't put my finger on it.
It's true, if you don't like burgers in every possible form, you can't have a job here.
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