How about you learn to be delicious, alphabetti spaghetti?!
Tape a spatula to my hand and let me loose, I'll show this robot what's what.
Screw getting older and slowing metabolism rates. I used to be able to eat a pound of pasta in one sitting and now I have to measure portions. Being old sucks.
Look on the bright side, your car is going to smell AMAZING.
I'm willing to bet most of you would never even entertain the thought of eating pig brain. You just got served by a 10 year-old!
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