Let's get green here, give it to me in something I can eat.

Genius! I lay my firstborn at the feet of whomever decided to try this!

As long as SOMETHING is dipped in chocolate, I'm not picky.

Because everyone knows that the best part of the pizza is the toppings. Crust is totally secondary.

Yeah but is there a half-hour youtube video about a little kid who cries over ice cream?

I'd bite the bottom off first and suck out all the syrup. Yum, chicken juice!

[Insert poop joke here.]