I would never leave this candy store. I would be too busy coloring on the walls.
Oh how I wish Pringles would go high-brow. I could really go for some compressed asiago artichoke potato crisps.
Just give me a whole bowl of Baby Ruths and we're good to go.
You'll run out of pen long before you finish your sonnet extolling your love of candy.
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