Such a salty affair!
Watch out you don't accidentally deep fry your clock there, Flav!
Why the Chinese need Obama to sell them a KFC fish sandwich is beyond me. Hey, whatever clogs your arteries!
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Stupid pizza, toppings don't love you, you're basically just a mode of transportation for them.
Remember when Jason Alexander had hair? Remember when we wanted twice the planet-killing packaging with our fast food? Remember when everyone wore primary colors and rolled up their jacket sleeves? Those were the days.
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