Sad Robot Wants Fast Food

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Hey robot, look at it this way, without a mouth you'll never get diabetes or have to drive a Rascal!

MARRY ME!

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I make much better snacks than what you can get at a gas station, trust me. I just want you to propose with that amazing dog!

Sounds Viscous

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Sounds Viscous
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I can only imagine that the texture of this stuff is the same as that crap that ruined all the guest hand towels at my aunt's house.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHncoxvxRO8&feature=related]

Beer. Is. Awesome.

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I'm pretty sure this is how all things that make you look cool are made. Cigarettes, mustaches, Trans Ams, tank tops...

Salty Soup is a Serious Offense

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If my food isn't perfect I lay biblical waste to Arby's. Don't deny me horsey sauce!!!

Food Hates You

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How to turn off your carnival date: eat a super suggestive sentient corndog.