Hey robot, look at it this way, without a mouth you'll never get diabetes or have to drive a Rascal!
I make much better snacks than what you can get at a gas station, trust me. I just want you to propose with that amazing dog!
The secrets of the head rush.
I can only imagine that the texture of this stuff is the same as that crap that ruined all the guest hand towels at my aunt's house.
I'm pretty sure this is how all things that make you look cool are made. Cigarettes, mustaches, Trans Ams, tank tops...
If my food isn't perfect I lay biblical waste to Arby's. Don't deny me horsey sauce!!!
How to turn off your carnival date: eat a super suggestive sentient corndog.
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