Money can't buy you love but it can buy you company and vast amounts of meat.
Give me the damn bottle and calm down already.
Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.
Sonic promises jalapeno rides now? I'm there!
All that sweating he did onstage - pure MSG.
I don't understand, am I supposed to push down or use the knife or the fork? Tongs? I want chicken.
Welcome to the first ever ALL VIDEO WEEKEND on MFLF! Enjoy the movin' pitchers!
I put together an awesome meal of mattar paneer and rice but nah, I don't want it, I'd rather have Dominos. Thanks to the dabbawalla for making things work out so well.
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