Anything look familiar? And we thought the Japanese invented this stuff in the 21st century!

Yes, let's boil Japan, flush out all the giant monsters!

Regardless of how fancy it is, middle schoolers will still snort it to make their friends laugh. Oh the pain!

Just add bacon! Just add bacon! Who likes bacon? The internet likes bacon! Bacon, bacon, bacon!

Is that why I love Italian food so much? It has Ecstasy in it?

Gordon, back off buddy. I'm changing the locks.

Finally the truth about Jack and Rose's relationship. It was all about ice cream.