Who needs a stable relationship when you can have snacks amirite?
If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.
I say we all boycott Zhannahz (cool palindrome, bro!) until they stop discriminating against my only friends!
Gold is worthless when you've got the munchies or the playoffs are on.
I'll take mine with a side of manly yowling.
I keep seeing the Burger King logo but the jury's still out on what they're actually trying to sell me here.
Anything look familiar? And we thought the Japanese invented this stuff in the 21st century!
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