Eating out of a bag has never been so civilized.

Sorry man, I'm hungry, I feel nothing.

No one eats this crap for the ice cream, NO ONE.

I bow down to the genius problem solving displayed herein.

Why is the salmon the only one with a fancy reserved table and what does the dog need with chopsticks? I HAVE QUESTIONS!

You like a big, toasty, meaty sandwich, right? It's so much better when you make it for yourself.