What a burst of flavor!
Brings Dilbert cookies to office. No one wants them. Eat whole platter alone at desk.
Why do you think bacon is so patient with our obsession?
I love soup so much too, but I'd rather not eat something my feet have touched. I guess it's just me.
And burritos make you feel like you're going to give birth to a baby made of cheese and beans.
My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.
Don't waste those tears, they'll add a nice shot of umami to those noodles.
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