What a burst of flavor!

Brings Dilbert cookies to office. No one wants them. Eat whole platter alone at desk.

Why do you think bacon is so patient with our obsession?

I love soup so much too, but I'd rather not eat something my feet have touched. I guess it's just me.

And burritos make you feel like you're going to give birth to a baby made of cheese and beans.

My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.

Don't waste those tears, they'll add a nice shot of umami to those noodles.