Dilbert Cookies

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Dilbert Cookies
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Brings Dilbert cookies to office. No one wants them. Eat whole platter alone at desk.

Tired of Bacon Yet?

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Tired of Bacon Yet?
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Why do you think bacon is so patient with our obsession?

Don't Swim Where You Eat

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Don't Swim Where You Eat
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I love soup so much too, but I'd rather not eat something my feet have touched. I guess it's just me.

I Know That Feel

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I Know That Feel
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And burritos make you feel like you're going to give birth to a baby made of cheese and beans.

Good God My Brain is Delicious

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Good God My Brain is Delicious
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My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.

God, Lunch! So Rude!

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God, Lunch! So Rude!
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Don't waste those tears, they'll add a nice shot of umami to those noodles.