No Jesus, No!

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No Jesus, No!
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What have you done to Cap'n Bun Bun?!

Don't Be Such a Ham

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Don't Be Such a Ham
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God, you're ALWAYS jelly. It's getting old.

Conform to Your Meal

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Conform to Your Meal
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How I wish we were invertebrates with unlockable jaws and could just mold ourselves to the shape of our food. I'd look like a bowl of spaghetti all the time.

Breath of God!

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Breath of God!
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I need a hairdryer that blasts pizza air at me every morning. My hair will smell AMAZING.

I Feel So Clean!

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I Feel So Clean!
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Gelato has to be better for you than ice cream, it's Italian!

Sentimental Moldy Fool

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Sentimental Moldy Fool
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I thought you were good for another week. You've been taken from me so early!