The Child's Breakfast is so named because it weighs the same as a child.
So absorbent! So fizzy!
Ooh I hope I get a crappy celery soda or a cream soda!
Dude, I'm gonna do so much coke this weekend. It's gonna be insane.
The coke drips out in perfect liquid cubes.
When you ask me to pay is it okay if I just leave you a pile of leaves?
He's clearly been consorting with a non-cola beverage. How DARE he?!
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