coffee

alarm clock,caffeine,coffee,morning,wake up
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This needs to be a part of an intricate Rube Goldberg-type contraption with loud noises, bright lights and a mechanism to shake the bed. Then I'll get up.

art,coffee,drawing,face,foam,latte,scary
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I need the coffee to wake me up from the inside, not scare me awake with its terrifying face.

breakfast,coffee,dental floss,flavored,floss
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It's better to floss the bacon out of your teeth with bacon floss than to just let the bacon chill between your teeth all day.

coffee,miracle,mug,tea,virgin mary,vision
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I'm tired of the same old miracle every morning. Do you have anything in a baby Jesus?

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