Flawed Genius

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clever,pizza,smart,toaster,warm
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Sure, warming a slice of pizza over a toaster is a great idea, if you're the kind of fool who doesn't realize that cold pizza is where it's at.

Can Openers are for Suckers

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Ugh, my weak metropolitan wrists can't handle the spoon method. Give me electric or give me nothing.

Case of the Munchies

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clever,pipe,poultry,smoke,snack,Turkey,turkey leg
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It has a mellow kind of tryptophan finish.

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